smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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