And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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