he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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