It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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