A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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I need you to use more vowels.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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