dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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