he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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