It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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