talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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