We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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