she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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