It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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