i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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