Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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