Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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