# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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