he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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