Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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