no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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