Define "chronic" masturbator.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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