I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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