Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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