So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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