butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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