dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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