he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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