how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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