That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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