what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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