So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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