But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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