Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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