Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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