There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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