And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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