It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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