I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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