yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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