Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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