I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
