And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
vagina is talking i cant
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
