Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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