Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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