im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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