Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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