the day after is always just damage control
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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