this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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