There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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