miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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