Your tits are I can't wait for
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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