: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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