Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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