Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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